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‘Deadpool’ Movie Trailer Scenes Ranked From Friendly PG To The Most Explicit Rated-R (NSFW)

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Deadpool lead actor Ryan Reynolds? vision for the schizophrenic (anti) hero is a PG-13 rating that will be enjoyed by Marvel Fans of all ages. But then the official trailer comes out and we seriously think it?d be crazy not to give it an R-16 at the very least.

But it?s a superhero movie! And it?s Marvel! Kids should be able to watch it!

Point noted, specially now that there are plans of Reynold?s Deadpool making an appearance in the X-Men universe, how can young fans NOT see it right?

But, just for the sake of argument, we?ve dissected the trailer into specific scenes and ranked them in order of errr, wholesomeness, just to make an objective analysis of what we?re seeing now as a would-be box office hit.

Deadpool Movie Trailer: Scene rankings

Wade Wilson Soft Moments With Wife

Wade Wilson, a special forces operative, is suffering from cancer of the liver, lungs and prostate, and he won?t give up because of his wife, devoting herself and reassuring him ?We can fight this.? It was truly a touching moment in the trailer. PG indeed!

Wade Wilson willing to try anything for wife

Wilson was just given a fighting chance to change his life, he is willing to risk everything as long as they promise to ?do right by me, so I can do right to someone else? (his wife). They are changing him into a superhero ? who doesn?t want that? PG!

Deadpool waits by the bridge

Now we see Deadpool, scarlet costume, waiting by the bridge while listening to Shoop. Awww there?s a super cute caricature of a hero fighting a villain ? surely, PG!

And then?

Wade Wilson Turns into Deadpool

Is he being healed or is he being tortured? We don?t know, we can?t watch: There?s too many beatings, he?s being suffocated AT WILL, and is that drowning in a tub?? ? a rather generous PG-13

Cool Character sightings

Gina Carano, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, and fight with Colossus. So cool. PG-13!

NSFW Scenes

Too many to mention ? stripper bar scene, sex scene, Deadpool on top of dead bodies, blood smeared on the wall? NC-17!

Deadpool?s Language

Motherfucker! Sorry. You guys had it coming. You wanted Deadpool, now you have Deadpool ? all foul mouth and red suit. This anti-hero has a slew of insults to give, whether you?re a really hot scientist or an aging old lady.

The lines are absolutely NSFW, so I?m assuming it?s not safe for the kids to listen to as well. ?You look like a testicle with teeth.? Check. ?I?m touching myself.? Check. ?You look like an avocado who had sex with an older avocado.? Check. Check. The best way to put that is this: ?He sounds like he has a dick in his mouth.? Check ? R-rated!

Violence. Just plain violence.

I can?t get over the blood ? all those headshots, a hole on Deadpool from a gunshot wound? And Deapool inhaling gun smoke at the end of the trailer. I don?t even want to tell my mom I?ve watched something like this ? R-Rated!

So combining the violence, the language, and a rich input of NSFW scenes, this movie is not something kids should probably watch anytime soon. Reynold?s is on to something though and has already redeemed himself from the trainwreck that?s Green Lantern.

So should they tone down the language and the violence? Eh. Where?s the fun in that?

Deadpool will be in theaters on February 12, 2016 starring Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein and Gina Carano and is directed by Tim Miller.

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