Someone posting about how they ?don?t believe in Valentine?s Day, it?s a consumerist sham invented by Hallmark, and the likes?, then gets overjoyed when a card arrives for them. Just accept that some people deserve to be happy okay?
You get to see someone else?s nauseatingly overboard relationship and feel a sudden urge to murder someone (more applicable to single people). You will also be witness to public displays of affection between horny teenagers/drunk couples. ?The pains of being single on Valentine?s day. People showing so much hatred for the world on February 14.
Fast food joint does a horrifying themed menu, featuring heart-shaped pizzas, ?sharing buckets? of chicken or cheeseburgers for two. Oh my God, these heart-shaped pizzas taste like pizza.
You see newspapers and magazines full of tenuous stories about heart-shaped clouds, creepy romantic gestures and animals that look like they?re kissing. What if we want to see real news?
Every spam email in your inbox has a shady Valentine link in the subject line, from supermarket ?romantic dinner-for-two deals? to ?perfect gift items? and ?give your father some ?Valentine?s love and give him a double-barreled shotgun?
You wonder what sort of cheesy people watch romantic flicks with censored sex scenes. Most awkward date ever? Couples too scared to watch real porn? Pervy old thigh-rubbers heavily breathing on the back seat?
Cutesy young man carrying flowers gets ?Aww? looks from passing old ladies. Shy young man carrying heart-shaped helium balloons gets ?You need balls? looks from passing older men.
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