
As I sat in boredom over the holidays, I was thinking of my life in video games and all of the things that had a major affect on my gaming. I made a short list of some things that have happened in the last 20+ years of video games and came up with these top 5:
5. Mortal Kombat VS. DC going soft on the fatalities
Yeah, this might not be a big deal to many, but to think that the best looking Mortal Kombat game was censored down to a Teen rating is disheartening. Back in the 16-bit days we got to see fatalities in their full glory. Decapitations, exploding bodies and impaling corpses were a welcomed addition to my Sega Genesis library. For some strange reason, MK VS DC got dumbed down for a broader acceptance. It’s a beautiful game no doubt, but the draw of the MK series was always the violence. The off camera Joker fatality really pissed me off. Did you know that these fatalities aren’t censored in the European version? Watch this entire clip to see the uncensored Joker fatality.
4. The Coleco Adam computer system
Coleco really took the industry by storm with their Colecovision game console. It was the first console to have near arcade perfect ports like Donkey Kong and Venture. The Colecovision had 2 strong years before the video game crash and then shortly after releasing the Adam Computer, which was a Colecovision and a home computer all in one, it disappeared from store shelves and was never to be seen again. It was expensive and had many hardware problems. It is said to have had a 50% failure rate on the tape drive. People still say the Xbox 360 had the highest failure rate. Chew on that pundits!
3. The Sega Saturn launch
I was one of the many thousand that was happy that Sega released the Saturn several months earlier than they had scheduled. The price was a scary $399, but Sega had sent a Saturn and all the launch titles to my house for review. I was having a great time but apparently, 3rd party developers and retailers were pissed that Sega left them out of the early release surprise. Because of this and an extremely difficult development cycle, the Sega Saturn was passed over in favor of the Sony Playstation. The Sega Saturn was a great machine to play Japanese imports on and I still use mine to this day.
2. Tengen(Atari) Tetris copyright infringement
Atari owned the rights to the ONLY arcade version of Tetris. Nintendo owned the rights to publish the game on non-Japanese consoles and handhelds. Because of this, Atari lost the suit to Nintendo and all arcade perfect ports of Tengen’s Tetris were pulled off the shelves. It’s a damn shame because the Tengen Tetris was extremely better than the Nintendo version. It made the Nintendo version look like a 1st generation title. It was based off the arcade and allowed two players to dual on the same screen. It also had the dancing Russians! My cousin still has a copy of this game. You can pick it up on Ebay for about $50. Here’s a video of the gameplay from both the Nintendo and Tengen versions:
1. The Red Ring Of Death
It’s amazing how this generation has turned out. Imagine, a system with a 33% failure rate still selling at a fast pace! Microsoft’s Xbox 360 is arguably the best console ever released. It’s got great online play, great games and great features. Too bad all of this was marred by shitty hardware QA. This lead to Microsoft losing billions to try to fix problems they should have never had. I think Microsoft had to release a year early to stifle the Playstation rush. It worked, not 100% in their favor, but it worked. I think if they had the choice to wait a year and release day and date with the PS3 or still release early with the hardware issues, Microsoft would still release early. Let’s hope this is fixed with the Jasper so we can move on with our lives.


God I hate ratings.The dark knight was dumbed down for it and now the new mortal combat game.And I’m gonna have to disagree with you Torrence about the 360 being the best console ever made.To me I thin that the ps2 is the best system ever.Still here after 8 years with a game catalog of over 1000 games.The online did suck on it though and I do agree about the 360’s online being the best.Peace out Torrence.
men mk vs Dc still a fukin great game, the gameplay is amazing i love it, i dont give a fuck about the fatalities . :S
Is the gameplay better than soulcalibur or tekken?
thats funny cuz my xbox 360 just died
sorry dude all the xbox got is great online and its still selling fast cuz of the price im starting to beleive that torrence is a fanboy or what u call it RIGS ha
Funny how you never have anything good to say about the 360 yet your the one giving out the fanboy label.
and its as torrence say the JOE consumer buying the product lol and kick ass marketing
dude the system is good but im sick in tired of the shit breaking dude im on my 3rd 360 and i dont play it much i have the right to be bitter towards MS for releasing a faulty product and its sellin lol
Bucnasty all you do is talk shit about MS man. Shut the fuck up, put hip hop gamers PS3 tattooed cock back in your mouth and shut the fuck up awhile. Alright?
oh snap! HHg has ps3 love tat on is black PP
Hey Torr i would also add Nintendos virtual boy to that list
XaptainKool fuck you i can hate or talk shit about MS if i please punk bitch im just sayin these motherfuckers put out a shitty ass system now get torrence fat ass off ur face punk ass bitch
Ha! That shitty ass system is wiping its ass with Sony right now homeboy. Ohh wee! I dont know how cock tastes son cause I dont rock that way, but damn with all the suckin you do on HHGs cock along with the PS3 I wonder when you got time to shove some food in that mouth. Take that dick out every now and then little son, then talk some shit.
Chill you guys please. How does this post bring out so much anger?
Now let’s address Bucnasty’s concerns.
This comment:
“Microsoft’s Xbox 360 is arguably the best console ever released.”
Lead to this comment:
“sorry dude all the xbox got is great online and its still selling fast cuz of the price im starting to beleive that torrence is a fanboy or what u call it RIGS ha”
The key word is ARGUABLY. Let’s look at how the dictionary defines it:
arguably
adverb
as can be shown by argument; “she is arguably the best”
So now how does that make me a fanboy?
It’s not what you said it’s just how often you say positive tings about the 360 other than PS3 is like 30-70 on xbox favor. So it’s apparent that you prefer the 360. Now prefer is one thing and been a fanboy or whatever is another.
True indeed. That’s my point. Why call me a fanboy? It’s funny because I put Xbox 360 as the biggest video game disaster in history and still get labeled an Xbox 360 fanboy. Hilarious!
I’m surprised you didn’t list the NFL giving EA an exclusive contract.
I think these kids calling you a fanboy can’t take even the slightest amount of criticism. You could praise thier console of choice day & night, but if you say ONE bad thing about it, they get butthurt and start lashing out. Even at people who prefer the same damn console.
Fonboys don’t have any common sense. The can’t think. They can’t comprehend.
To all you kids out there calling Torrence a fanboy, I hate to break it to ya, but you are the fanboys. But of course, I don’t expect you to understand that. lol.
Good list Torrence, and yeah, Make sure VirtuaBoy is in the next one
I think the last couple E3’s could count as well.
would the ps3 sell with a 33% failure rate?
Torrence great article.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA your article got all the Xbox 360 & PS3 Rigz talking about you and hiphops dick lmfao priceless.
Oh yeah, when that woman took over E3 and banned booth babes. Talk about being out of touch with the demographic.
Ya you gotta have booth babes or what is the point of going to E3?If your gonna go to E3 to play games with a crowd of other people and they’re smelling like B.O there better be booth babes.Cant have no sausage fest.