your opinion basically sucks, and your attempt at a clever play on words sucks too.

@ the reviewer. the graphics were horrible? okay. i didnt know that was the primary focus of the game.. let alone the system itself. it dissappoints me that the longest paragraph in this review is about how much the graphics suck, and how it hasnt improved much since the n64.. have you played mario kart 64 recently? im assuming you havent.

also, its not nintendo’s fault that you suck balls at mario kart. nail every powerslide and practice the tracks, thats all there is to it. i know there are blue shells, and while i tend to agree the frequency of them should be significantly lower, its not the end of the world. if you pull away from the competition from the very beginning and dont get stuck in the fray, then youre set. i dont even know why im explaining this. its apparent that youre just a damn noob.

“On that note, another way to unlock items in the game is to race in the Time Trials against the ghosts that developers have recorded and unfortunately some of the races are just too difficult to beat.”

^noob statement from noob reviewer^

no wonder you cant win. how could you expect to win if you cant even beat the staff ghost? items arent even involved in these races!

all in all i guess i cant get too mad at this review. its just some random ass bootleg review on some random ass gaming site that only a select few people know about. mostly people who followed hiphop gamer from youtube.